大漠弱者

大漠弱者--刘仲芹
两人结伴横过沙漠，水喝完了，其中一人中暑不能行走。同伴去找水，临走前把手枪塞给那人：“枪里有五颗子弹，记住，三小时后，每小时对空鸣枪一声，枪声会指引我找到正确方向，和你会合。”
两人分手，那人满腹狐疑的卧在沙漠里等候。他看表按时鸣枪，但他很难相信他同伴会听见枪声。他越来越恐惧，认为同伴会找水失败，途中渴死；一会儿又同伴找到了水，却弃他而去。到应该击发第五颗子弹时，这人绝望了，他把枪口对准自己的太阳穴，扣动了扳机………
不久，那提着满壶清水的同伴领着骆驼商旅循声而至，但他所找到的仅是一具尸体…………

我们往往就像那个多虑的同伴，在紧要关头为自己做出最坏的决定和打算。忘了背后在为我们努力打拼的伙伴们。

加油吧！朋友。相信你很快就会喝到那壶清水的！^^"

摸错了胸部

一位妇人抱著BABY到一间妇产科

医生问妇人说：BABY是吃母乳还是牛奶啊？

妇人：吃母乳！

医生：那请你把衣服脱下来

妇人：啊！？为什么？

医生：请你不用紧张，这里是妇产科，绝不会对你有任何侵犯的

妇人半信半疑的脱去了上衣，医生用他的手在妇人的胸部上上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。

对这妇人说：难怪BABY会营养不良，你根本就没有母乳嘛！

妇人：废话！我当然没有母乳；我是他阿姨

duh""=="haha..........

我不再18......

前天，告别了18岁。
一个非常有意义的岁数，18。
短暂一年，我成长不少。
感谢每个生命过客。
谢谢你们。

18岁的我，
结束了自己身为中学生的身份。
18岁的我，
体验到离别的不舍。
18岁的我，
做了人生中第一个
最重要的决定，
选择了新的环境、人和事物。
18岁的我，
... ... ... ... ...

当然，感谢跟我一起度过第一天19岁的人。

这群人。。。
i really had a great night....^^

还有 ，贵大。和我最重要的家人！

就是有这样的人

是咯！
就是有这样的人咯！！找死。。
哈哈哈…………！

你具有什么样的才智？

你具有什么样的才智？？（测测看吧！）

在空无一人的房间的角落里，躺着一只小布熊。孤零零的小布熊嘴里嘟囔了一句话。它说了什么呢？

　　A.我为什么在这个地方呢？

　　B.我究竟是谁呢？

　　C.我以后会怎样呢？

　　A 测试结果：凭直觉幸事的人

　　你是凭直觉行事的人，身体的感受能力很强，往往在思考之前就开始行动。如果身体不行动起来，大脑的状态就是混沌的，你对事情的判断常常建立在经验的基础上。因为做事脚踏实地，你会给人塌实的感觉。

　　B 测试结果：十分感性的人

　　你用心体会事物，是十分感性的人。你十分在意自己的感受，通常凭感觉来判断事情。因此，有时候你的看法容易带有主观性。你很重视自己的感觉以及你给别人的印象，你让人感觉随和、优雅。

　　C 测试结果：十分理性的人

　　你是十分理性的人，无论做什么事情，都要考虑周全再去行动。你具有很好的抽象思维能力和理解力，是精通电脑、擅长益智游戏的那种人。但是，由于你的大脑里考虑的问题过多，处理事情时花在判断上的时间似乎比别人更长。

果然跑不掉，我是A...哈哈。每次做完才后悔的人。咳。。^^

assignment, assignment, assignment, assignment......................

终于知道为什么你们一直问我同样的问题了...
原来是。。
呵呵。。
那纯粹是个技术上的问题。
因为laging，所以多按了几次post，就出现多几次comment咯。
况且，那天也不止跟她道歉而已，还有别人也接受我同样的道歉。
所以咯。。。真的是没事！我们都很好。。

话说回来。。。
咳。。。
好像真的给自己太大压力了。
以前统考都没有这样的现象。haiz...
一切都来得太快了。。
现在满脑都是assignment, assignment, assignment, assignment......................
像疯了一样。sien...
同时想把全部assignmentS做到最好，果然不是件容易的事。
怎么办才好？？=="
哈哈。。尽量咯。。加油吧！=="
哈哈。。。

2009 first aid & nursing competition

for the past 2 weeks. i went back home vry late almost every night. spent most of my treasures night times practicing first aid and nursing in st john hq. haiz.... wat a waste, i was thinking. i din really feel like competing since the vry beginning, since i attend the nursing course. (i am vry sure now that, nursing is not my thing. dame boring!) but when cum to first aid short case, everything turns interesting. i jz duno why.
im the laziest one in our team or should said all of our division's participants, i guess. overall d practices, i jz went like play play, no serious. i din study even a thing. din even read d firstaid book nor nursing notes. not until d last night(aso din learn..hehe), everyone's winning spirit came like 'roar! must win!'... i guess, i should not b dull like tat anymore after all. i noe, i cnt disappoint them...
finally, the day has come.
yesterday's marching and today's nursing&first aid.
i tried my best, and i can see, everyone did their best, but nobody is satisfied on their own performance. so to me... i think i did quite badly, especially in marching part. haiz... felt so sorry.
yet and finally, ya. prize giving ceremony lo..... 'first -runner-up, kch high!' 'champion, kch high!' duh...==" ya. at tat very moment, i really is kek tiok. haiz... so wat?! haiz... bobian lo..... see ppl get trophy lo. sad*sobsob**

ANYWAY..... ... ...

our cadet ambulance won 2nd-runner-up. it's a shocking result. haha.... CONGRATULATES to them. at least affort is not wasted. haha..
they look handsom today. wahaha... BUT, they've caught cross infection already. having AIDS maybe....=="





hmm... as to cadet nursing, KEEP IT UP!! u guys r jz starting up! it's a warming up. dun give up! get the chance to win nxt yr's game!! yeah!








my dearest and lovely team-mates, all i can say is, THANKS TO ALL OF U! we are the champion my fren. i love u all! muacks!! haha...







when i see u guys crying over your failure, i can noe how much hope and effort u guys put in to this competition. u guys did a gud job ady! the most important thing is we hav tried our best and we did our best isn't it?! think abt the days we had come along. laughingS, tiringS, blamingS, quarrelingS, waitingS, angryingS, helpingS, and etc. etc. those are lessons and memories we should cherish and learn.not the failing moment to remember.
trust u guys! we are always the champion in everyone's heart! yeah!! add oil add oil!!haha...
and ofcz, thx to MR. kui tai and our SIR Chong spending their time on us.

check it up! BEAUTIES and HANDSOMS!!
give ourselves a proud laugh. LAI, laugh wif me,
WAHAHAHAHA!!!^^

I won RM138

对不起让你们担心了啦。。。

只是些气话。没什么。没事！

喂！我是ah jong好不好！除了跟钱或要决裂之类的事，否则小case, 24小时，最多48小时内就会自动delete from memory的. haha....

所以，打打球，聊聊天，玩一玩就忘了。。。哈哈。。

告诉你们一个好消息哦！

我得奖了耶！哈哈。。厉害吧？！

我赢到selection supermarket 的 draw and win contest.

Wahahaha!!! i

won a RM138 cash voucher..... Aaahahaha!!!

so sayang d lucky draw contest din win... haiz... see people carry away the LCD television and music set...........sobsob**..........haiz...

BODY sour sour

yesterday.......
haw jeo us go play badminton. 2 hrs game..... quite song de la.... cz nonid rent court, we booked swinburne's multipurpose hall. so, nonid pay money..... wahahaha......
but，when i woke up tis morning..... adu.....
i body is more sour than a lemon ah!!
from my waist till foot, as long as got muscle, there is pain.
haiz....
so laoya......


long time no exercise liao..... body berkarat sudah.... haha...
so muz exercise alot to b healthy oh!!
hahaha.....^^

还自己一个微笑

今天，拒绝了别人的好意，
一大早，自己一个人跑到马中公园走走散心。







阳光普照的清晨，
马中好像变得特别美丽。










嘴里吃着饼干，
双脚小步的走着，

试图让些杂念消失。










草坪上的草
感受到大地给它们的温暖，
开出了几朵小花
来表示它们的谢意。












不开心的事，
就好像这些花朵旁的垃圾，
只要懂得捡起，
再丢掉，
就不会影响那周围的美丽。











有人说，
待人处事
有如照镜。
不过，
水中的倒影，
永远比都实物要来得蒙。










对着池水，
我笑了笑，

还我自己一个微笑。^^

对不起

对不起。
对不起。
对不起。
对不起。
对不起。
对不起。
对不起。对不起。。。
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
真的对不起。
我跟所有我言语上冒犯的人道歉。
你们没有错。。
我不是故意的。
总之，
对不起。我不会再多话。
对不起。或许我真的是太天真。
对不起。或许我真的没那种资格。。
对不起。或许你是对的。
对不起。或许吧。。。。。
对不起。。。

快乐之道

昨天，有位朋友唤起我高一的记忆。《道》。看到“道”我直接反应到“庖丁解牛，断其胫骨，刀无刃，以无厚入有间，达至游刃有余。”模糊的记忆里大概是这样。哈哈。。。海丰老师，感动吧？高中3年，唯一记得的还是高一的那几篇。
记得老师说，天地间有道，万物皆有道。不过，我学过的只有“柔道”。哈哈哈。。
“道”不是实体，是无形的。是种道理或该说是种思想。是要人们用心去领悟的，所以才会叫做悟道。
顺应自然，
一切的发生必尤其因果。
因为苦过，才知道甜的滋味。
因为孤独过，才知道团聚的难得。
因为失去过，才知道拥有的价值。
（哈哈。。因为有你，我才知道朋友的可贵。）
所以啊~
人生短短那么几十年，顶多也不过一世纪。何必让它复杂？
人家常问我，人活着的目的是什么？
我都说：寻找活着的意义。
活着就是要快乐嘛！所以换句话说就是“寻找快乐之道”！
哈哈。。。
要快乐哦！
所以现在我要做的就是去爱我身边的这6个人。就像以前爱高三理孝那样。不然，未来3年，我就会活得很痛苦。哈哈哈。。:D

开心就好

hmm....最近，我身边的人视乎一个接一个出现感情问题。我呢，一直是扮演安慰辅导的角色。

其实，我说很多话。说一大堆话。我也不知道是不是对的。一直叫人家不要这样那样。也不知道是不是应该这样。不过我唯一确定不会错的就是“要开心哦！”

不是吗？恋爱本来就应该是幸福开心的嘛，如果不开心那又何必呢？

同样类似的伤口，不同的伤者，不同的疗法，痊愈时间不同。

常劝人家拿得起放得下，说的容易，等我自己真的遇上了，也不知道自己能不能这么爽快。应该可以吧。

所以我常说，“等我谈过恋爱再告诉你们吧”。。哈哈。。

其实，每次安慰时，脑中就会浮现一个人的影子。这个人曾经严重影响我的思绪一段时间。后来因为某些因素，只好…………就这样了。幸好没有对他放过多的心思， 差一点就有了吧。因为，他真的对我很好。。如果，如果当时我懂得把握机会，我们可能有结果也说不定。咳……不过，现在不能了。也不会想什么太多了。^^ 就让我们的关系停止在好朋友就好了。宁愿是一辈子的朋友，也不想因为在一起而有分手的一天。是不是？（不要猜！一定不是你们想的那个人！）

总之，快乐就是最终目的。只要能找回开心，就大方放手去做吧！相信你不会后悔的。想要祝福就大方祝福。要学会原谅自己，让自己有机会能去爱和被爱。这就是 Jongnism 的中心思想。敢敢去证明不懂得珍惜我们的人，是他们没有福气，证明我们可以遇到比他更好的。哈哈……

加油！！

must learn ENGLISH!

haiz... i came tis "new post" page twice dy. duno wat to write.
hmm.... i hav a lot to say but duno what, which n how to say.
say for real, i was disappointed when i hav my first class in Swinburne.
guess wat?? i was d first 1 reach d class, lecturer did not come yet. then i wait, (rmb Michael? d ang mo i mention in my previous post. ya. we met again. he called me. so we spoke a few words. emm... haha...so happy he rmb me. duno y. haha... then i din c him again liao.)ok. then 2 indonesia guys came. then is our lecturer. she is beautiful. from germany. she is teaching us design. after a while, a guy came in late. a chinese(有种看到同胞庆幸的感觉). ya. tats all. and that is my class. 3 guys, 1 me, and 1 lecturer. 5 ppl in a big class. haiz.....
disappointed hey? = =" i even tot of changing course ah!!
ok. yesterday. 2nd day. even cham. ok. 3 ppl come niah! 1 indon guy duno overslept o wat? 3 ppl.
haiz..... so... arh... even lecturer talking oso got echo ah!=="du...
taday, im first again. after long time of waiting, lecturer finally come. today, gud. finally there's girls coming in. ya... our class gain up to 7 ppl. at least there are 2 rows of ppl n not all boys anymore. i guess tis is d biggest it could b already. 7 people's class. ok lah. at least still acceptable.^^

i found tat, swinburne lecturer really is vry vry on time. 8:30 is 8:30 reach. no late nor early. zun zun de! so u better wait for them, cz they wont wait for u.
n i found tat, i really cnt live without frenz. i need people or peopleSS around me. 1 day if there isn't anybody else around for me to talk wif, i might die pretty fast. tats y i need frens, like you.
n also found tat, english is really important. u ppl dun think my eng vry gud! u go uni then u noe! read, talk, listen all eng. everybody is like machine gun, bangbangbang. only me like short gun, bang by bang.那种有苦说不出的感觉真的很不好。有问题，问不出。在心里练习了很多遍和很多种问法后才敢问一个简单到爆的笨问题。就好像小学生做造句，想了几个句子，却不敢说，怕老师说他造错一样。haiz...几可怜一下。
所以，MUST IMPROVE ENGLISH!! learn gud gud! speak gud gud! then everything good good.

我是大学生了！

for the past two days, i went to SWINBURNE's orientation. hmm.... it's a new experience anyway. due to d help of d ice breaking sweet, i get to noe my vry first fren in Swinburne, Jennifer. she's taking account. so many ppl take account. vry sien account ki.... haiz... haha...
during d orientation. haha... not bad le... not as bored as ppl say le. we played few games yesterday. when telematch, i was paired up wif an ang mo, micheal. he is tall. im jz as tall as his shoulder only. n we hav to tie our leg 2gether for d 2-man-3-leg game. haha... his leg is hairy. haha... n u noe la... my leg short ma. his 1 step, my big step. so chiak lat. duh= =" haha... anyway, our team won d champion hamper.yeah!! finally get to noe most of them n doin well wif them then it's d end of d day. haiz... so regret din manage to request to take a pic. haiz... hope we can meet again lo. haha...

i found tat, ang mo dun like to eat sweet things. haha... i introduce them to eat jiu-hu, they say its smelly. they say it's "squid in sugar"... = =" hahaha...
uni is a lot different to secondary sch. everybody looks like adult. not like me, still like a seikia. haha... im still curious abt my classmates. still duno how they look like kok. haha... except a vietnam guy tat had jz transfered to our class. haha... ya. likdat lo... excited n curious....haha.^^
ANYWAY.... SWINBURNE,WATCH OUT! HERE I COME!! yeah!!
haha... im a uni student now...我是大学生了！！哈哈哈…………！！